February 2012
7 posts
who wrote on my note pad...?
Me: True Story - I looked down on my notepad and for some reason, I wrote "my fucking retarded brother"... I'm not sure why.
You: Name of movie for Screengem?
Me: Maybe. Or the sequel to Paul Rudd's My Idiot Brother.
You: Ew. No.
January 2012
3 posts
1 tag
December 2011
3 posts
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
are you sure it's a real airplane?
me: so... i bought an one-way ticket from vegas to LA for $25.
boss: are you sure it's a "real" plane...?
me: good question.
March 2011
1 post
Paula Deen Riding Things: Welcome to Paula Deen... →
officially made my day :) thanks sam!
pauladeenridingthings:
Unless otherwise specified on the individual page of the image, all Paula Deens Riding Things are made by Nick or Robbie. Also, special thanks to Melanie, Karl, and Jonno for making a number of pictures right at the beginning.
Also, we love you guys, but Paula Deen Riding Butter was …
January 2011
2 posts
September 2010
1 post
meh...
u: how r u?
me: meh
u: is that good or bad?
me: meh
July 2010
3 posts
91.3105497
… days later.
still confused.
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
8 posts
alice doesn't live here...
neighbor: do you live here?
me: um, no.
neighbor: oh...
fml.
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
4 posts
“90% of the solutions to my problems involve going back to sleep.”
– via negativeaffirmations / dayofthedreamweavers
(via waxandmilk) (via threehalves)
(via 24freedinners)
January 2010
10 posts
California has more than a 99% chance of having a... →
(via soupsoup)
le sigh… great, just great.
